Social Sport Referee Changes Decision After Being Informed He’s An Idiot With Shit For Brains
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The world has witnessed a world first this week, and, incredibly, it was right here in our very own Betoota region.
For the...
Advice Column | More Australians Than Ever Before Are Now Millionaires. Why Aren’t You?
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You probably get asked that question a lot. And while it is abrupt...
Brazillians Under Fire For Doing The Only Other Thing They Are Known For Outside Of Soccer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Despite a commanding win against the Republic of Korea this morning, Brazil's footballers have faced some heavy criticism.
While everyone in Brazil doesn't...
Woman Who Reckons She Doesn’t Have A Nicotine Addiction Seen Getting Very Jumpy After Misplacing Vape
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTA local woman has today lost both an internal conflict with herself and given her boyfriend some ammunition to tease her with, after...
Robodebt Royal Commission Will Definitely See Criminal Politicians Prosecuted, Says Nobody
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With the Royal Commission into the Robodebt Scheme almost halfway towards the final report deadline, Australians are ready to see some justice served,...
Spoilt Moggy Given Sacrificial Chair After Refusing To Take To Cat Scratcher
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
Barely taking a second to curiously sniff at his new, comically oversized cat scratcher, local moggy Milo lets it be known that he...
Years Of Emotional Trauma Fixed As Robodebt Victim Receives Compensation Payout Of $11
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
After years of being illegally hounded by the government to pay back thousands of dollars of debt he never owed in the first...
Crippling Back Pain Forces Former Punk To Insert Comfy Insoles Into Vans Before Attending Hardcore Show
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA former emo kid is suffering some emotional stress this morning, after being forced to ask himself “What’s My Age Again?”.
Slipping...
Fed Square Football Celebrations Banned After Council Receives Noise Complaints From Inner-City Sydney Boomer
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
After years of lockdowns, Melburnian youths could be forgiven for thinking they would once again be allowed to party.
With the FIFA World Cup...
Albo Censures Marrickville Barista For Playing Mumford & Sons
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has proved he’s on a real censuring kick this week and will be moving to censure his barista for...
