Last Day Of Year 6 To Be Saddest Day Until Actual Sad Things Happen
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Children and lolly shop owners around Australia are rejoicing as school is finished for the year.
One group of children that are not so...
Big Bowl Of Chips Only Thing That Makes Sense To Dad These Days
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAccording to local dad Barry McBean (62), he only looked away for a few seconds when the whole world changed around him.“Phones, doors,...
Geographically Confused Northern Rivers Man Apparently Going “Up To Sydney” This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A man from the popular Northern Rivers region of NSW has today revealed that he might not know which way is up.
A...
Exhausted Mum Rejuvenates Old Salad For Boxing Day Guests By Tossing Some Pine Nuts On The Top
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTFunctioning entirely off the dregs of lukewarm champagne and the thrill of a Christmas social overdose, a Betoota mother has attempted...
Gen-Z Fashion Results In PE Teachers Being Priced Out Of Their Traditional Footwear
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs teachers continue to strike for improved working conditions and a salary that matches inflation, PE teachers have come out and said why...
Local GP Who Stopped Bulk-Billing Cites ‘Desire For Greater Personal Wealth’ As Reason
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA lively GP super clinic located on the outskirts of Betoota Heights has today come under fire from angry locals after its recent...
Infectious Groove Helps Wedding Guests Dance Around Michael Jackson’s More Recent History
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTHips are swinging at the Betoota racecourse this evening, as local revellers begin cutting shapes on a thriving wedding dance floor.Packing...
Mum Treating Mild Sunburn Like The 11th Plague Sent To Teach Her Gratitude
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA scourge from above has rained down on the children of a Betoota mum this week, sending her into a spiral of worry...
Student With 3 Exams In Next Week Procrastibakes By Making Absurdly Complicated Chocolate Truffle Torte
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
French Quarter Student Bethany Brown has today decided to grab the bull by the horns.
The 3rd year law student at our esteemed...
Local Psycho Has Two Of The Same Dog
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProving that not all animal lovers are good people, a local psycho went into town to show off their two identical dogs.Wanting some...
