“Might Start With a Fresh Juice” Says Bloke Before Loading Buffet Plate With Six Forms of Breakfast Meat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA loyal company man is juicing the most out of a work trip this morning, as he tackles an extravagant breakfast...
Bloke Who Doesn’t Like Cricket Struggles To Steer Pub Conversation To Something Interesting
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
If friends were to describe their mate Blake Renshaw, they’d all say he was a pretty normal Aussie bloke.
However Blake has...
Nation’s Lawns In Crisis As Summer Of Cricket Kicks Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The Australian Lawn Council has issued a red alert this morning, as the nation comes to grips with a long grass...
Clinically Frugal Mate Turns Up For 18-Holes Of Golf With 4 Iron, Putter And “Can I Borrow Your Driver?”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local penny pincher appears to be having a laugh this morning, turning up for 18-holes of golf with only two...
Local Dork Buying Woodfire Kindling From Servo Sets Horrible Precedent For Apocalypse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Preparing for a cheeky little evening around the fire pit, local dork Keigan Pringle has confirmed he would be absolutely useless in an...
18-Year-Old On Charitable Gap Year Just The Most Selfless Weirdo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe nicest yet certifiably oddest kid from Betoota Heights High’s graduating year has revealed what she will be doing with her time next...
Former Emo Wears His Fringe On The Inside These Days
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProof that no one can stay a sad little hungry caterpillar forever, former emo Rob Pritchard (32) has turned out pretty well for...
Nan Has Brand Of Soft Drink No Human Has Ever Seen Before
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
After two weeks of getting the veranda ready, nan is kicking off silly season with a little get together for her favourite people...
“Let’s Put On Some Reggae Haha” Says Mate Who Hasn’t Roasted One In A While
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA group of friends in their 30s are winding back the clock tonight as the group pothead pulls out a joint that’s big...
Leagues Clubs Struggling To Think Of Revenue Stream Not Based On Human Suffering
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn the face of a cashless gambling card that could see them lose millions in revenue, leagues clubs around Australia are putting their...
