Bedroom YouTuber Releases Film Review 2 Hours Longer Than The Film
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTLocal movie viewer Amy Franklin (28) faced a difficult decision today.A blessed resident of the jewel of the Diamantina, Betoota dwelling Franklin was...
Bloke Takes One For The Team At Indian Restaurant By Ordering Something Other Than Butter Chicken
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA group of Brisbane locals have decided to try sharing food at a restaurant instead of having their own dish for a change.Though...
Younger Cousin’s New Boyfriend Looks Like He Gets Around A Bit Of Luke Combs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In what can only be described as a Christmas miracle, it seems there may be another real country music fan in the building...
Regional Dad Kicks Up A Stink After Being Presented A Cup Of Tea In Mum’s Mug
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactRegional father of three Michael Hanneman is a real man’s man.Not only is he able to fix anything around the house but he...
Boomer Dad Finally Able To Spend Some Quality Time With Gamer Son By Chucking On 1923
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough he’d never openly admit it, local dad Sean Shanahan has made quite a few attempts to bond with his eldest son, Lachlan,...
Nimbin Used To Be Way Better, Says Uncle Spud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The alternative Northern Rivers enclave of Nimbin is no where near as good as it used to be, it has been confirmed.
This was...
Oh No, Mum’s Just Sent You A Bunch Of Money Because She Heard You Were In Trouble
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local mum has been done, it can be confirmed this morning.
Betoota Heights matriarch Beverly London has been fleeced by some random...
‘Fuckin Over This Shit’ Confirms Angsty Cousin In Explosive Facebook Post
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACTThat emo cousin that you only see, and try to avoid, at the family Christmas party is “fuckin over this shit” according to...
Family Call For Intervention After Recently Divorced Uncle Purchases Metal Detector
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn outdoor table is being set with cold cuts of ham and shaved turkey this afternoon, as a Betoota family joins...
Cafe Starts Selling New Heads For Silly Season Monday Mornings
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With more and more Australians starting their days hungover and organising their weekends around the best place to have a bevvy, a new...

















