Dad Content With Putting Entire Email In The Subject Line
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactLocal dad and recent pensioner Tony Hewitt has given a massive ‘F you’ to the societal constraints of email etiquette today after he...
Siri Pretty Keen To Stay Out Of Domestic Blow Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA French Quarter couple had an absolute row today which would have once interested the neighbours had it not become a constant chore...
Apprentice Has Been Around Long Enough To Be Rewarded A Few Laughs When He Tells A Yarn
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA manhood-esque transition took place today as most of the employees of a Betoota cabinet making workshop agreed the apprentice has been around...
Dodgy Uncle At Wedding Gives Groom Marriage Advice Like Grim Harbinger Of Doom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTToday was the happiest day of a man’s life, or at least would have been if he had not been the recipient of...
Advice Column | Crypto Bro Sadness Is Real And No One Is Talking About It
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
As one of Australia’s leading financial experts and crypto enthusiasts, I have my finger on the digital pulse of...
Out Of Control House Party Punishment For Parents Who Didn’t Take Little Rich Kid To Europe
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA conservative family is dealing with the concept of karma today as the parents return home from a European holiday to discover their...
Boyfriend So Cute When He Has No Idea The Fuck Is Going On
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA recent report by the Australia Society of Heterosexual Girlfriends has found that 63% of women find their boyfriend at their most adorable...
“We Changed The Name Because It’s More ‘Him’” Says New Parents Of ‘Shitting Potato’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA last minute name change has taken place at St Toff’s Private Hospital as new parents went with a rogue name choice for...
Unmarked Purple Commodore Ute Really Not Nailing The Whole Inconspicuous Thing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local police officer has made it clear he definitely has a dad in the force by selecting a purple Holden Commodore Ute...
Report: Mums Of Australia Agree No Takeaway Until Chrissy Leftovers Are Gone
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn the glorious lost days between Christmas and New Year’s, Australian children and adults alike enjoy a relaxed schedule of chilling the fuck...
