Local Bushie Admits He Prefers Hard Gritty Slush Puppy Over Soft, Fluffy 7/11 Slurpee
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA service station connoisseur has spoken to The Advocate today, campaigning for the revival of the humble Slush Puppy.
Standing outside the...
Shut The Fuck Up: Non-Alcoholic Beer Getting A Bit Preachy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a movement that has every Australian grandpa rolling in their graves, non-alcoholic beers have had a bit of a moment in 2022.
With...
Woman’s New Year’s Resolution To Change Careers, But Actually This Time
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTWith January about to drop a hot summery dollop of sour potential on everyone’s tongue, decent humans are once again forced...
Exhausted Courier Dumps Backlog Of Black Friday Parcels At Town Square For Residents To Sort Out Themselves
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local courier has decided to embrace the concept of quiet quitting today as he processes the worst few weeks of...
Scientists Discover Direct Link Between Length Of Rats Tail And Ability To Double Tail Whip
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn good news for the nation's X Games fans, scientists at the Australian Institute of Sport have released some pretty hectic...
Are You Right? Mate Thinks It’s Okay To Just Put Their Feet On The Dashboard Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman has caused a bit of a stir today, by insulting a close personal friend.
Tash Brady from a jumpy little...
Advice Column | Outshine Your Deadshit Cousins And Win Grandma’s House In The Will
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTThere is no stronger bond than that of family. There is no greater respect than that which we have...
Local Old Person Protects Retirement Nest Egg From Economic Downturn By Working Until Death
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactAn exhausted old workhorse by the name of Roger Wilson (67) has spent the morning deciding to work until he dies.
Not because he...
Local Wingman Wins Community Award For Always Having a Packet Of Gum On Him
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has this week put other wingmen to shame by upping his game and preparing ahead of time to ensure his...
Music Intellectual Puts On Weird Non-Johnny Cash Version Of Hurt
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A local muso has elevated himself to a God-like status after playing his friends a weird non-Johnny Cash version of the song ‘Hurt’.
Released...
