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Advice Column | Stockpiling Silver Ingots Until The Collapse Of Civilisation As An Investment Strategy

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I don’t want to sound like a a youtube researcher here, or some kind of deluded doomsday prepper, but...

Lads Trip Organiser Withholds Information Surrounding The Inclusion Of World’s Biggest Pest

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn breaking news the lads are going to Europe and as usual it’s been left up to just one bloke to organise the...

Advice Column | When Exaggerating Your Financial Situation Can Come Back To Bite You

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Exaggerating your financial situation in life is part of human nature, isn’t it? It could be a small lie,...

Bananas In Pyjamas To Remain Animated Until B1 & B2 Finally Repair Damaged Relationship

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT If you’ve popped on the ABC kids channel recently, you may have found yourself asking the questions ‘Oi! Why the fuck are the...

Report: Home Alone Holds Up

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Now that we are in a time when even cynical people can agree it’s OK to do Christmasy stuff, TV owners are in...

First New Years Of 30s Going As You’d Expect 

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An ageing Millennial received a potent hit of reality this New Years Eve as the first NYE celebration of their 30s went exactly...

Spicy Cough Isolation Forces Aunty Joyce To Start Christmas Day Drama With Herself

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Christmas is going to be a bit different this year as usual shit-starter Joyce Keiler (66) has come down with a case of...

Postie Saves Himself a Trip And Just Waits For Local Girl To Try On New Top Before Returning It Back

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local postie has been praised by Australia Post this morning for improving his workplace productivity. Beloved by residents in the...

Recently Revived Bowling Club Continues To Lure Millennials With Introduction Of $15 Seltzer Jugs

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Betoota Stout is out and Seltzers are in at the South Betoota Bowls Club, as the old battered bowlo continues to...

Brazilian Backpackers At Park Having An Absolute Cracker Of A BBQ

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Silly season has put on a show today as a group of Brazilian backpackers started having what was described as an absolute cracker...

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