Former School Musical Lead Resurfaces With Ferocious Impro Dance Routine On Instagram
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA former High School heavyweight has soared back online this week, announcing her return to social media with a ferocious improvised...
Amount of Elderly Greek Men Outside Cafe Proportional To Big Brekky Serving Size
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA study of cafes and customers in Betoota’s Flight Path District has found the amount of elderly Greek men outside the cafe is...
New Mum Considers Throwing Mother In Laws Gift Out Window After Hearing Words ‘COW MOO’ 100 Times A Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactChristmas is supposed to be a wonderful time of the year that brings the family together to share in moments of joy, but...
Bloke Rocking 3-Piece Tweed Suit At Ipswich Races Been Watching Too Much Peaky Blinders
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local bloke has managed to look like an incredibly dapper fuckwit this afternoon, rolling into the Ipswich races dressed up...
AirBnB DVD Collection Boasting Blades Of Glory Unfriendly Reminder Bloke Is About To Enter His Thirties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA man who grew up in the golden age of Will Ferrell cinema has been blindsided today, after realising he’s about to tip...
Company Persuades Workers To Head Back Into The Office With Pod Machine And Prison Bickies
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The slippery crackle of a tray of Arnotts Family Assorted biscuits can be heard this morning, as a Betoota insurance agency...
Clumsy Beach Goer Mortified After Failed Towel Curtain Manoeuvre Leads To Accidentally Flashing Young Family
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke has been left red-faced today, after accidentally giving some random children a view of his salty Johnson.
After...
Old Video Game Really Holding Up After A Few Cones
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTSince beginning a new chapter as a recently single man, Steven Pyne (46) is enjoying the simple things in life whether they be...
Advice Column | Becoming Your Own Man Through The Bank Of Mum And Dad
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTI don’t usually identify as an early adopter of new things. Yet I know I was way ahead of...
Hungover Man Impressed With Artsy Cafes Free Gift Wrapping On Bacon And Egg Roll
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A man who can’t remember his last name has found salvation this morning, as he resurrects himself from an insufferable hangover....
