Supreme Leaders Of Caravan Park’s Factional Tent Villages Meet To Discuss Boat Ramp Schedule
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
True harmony has been reached this week, as the bosses of two separate tent villages meet to arrange an armistice on...
Ethnic Grandpa Comes Through With Secret Cherry Connection On Public Holiday
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Somehow along the way, cherries became associated with Australian Christmas celebrations with many Christmas spreads being incomplete without a big bowl of dark...
Christmas Cracker Joke Writers Have Done It Again Confirms 8yo Nephew
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Christmas cracker jokes are just as good this year as they have been in previous years, according to 8yo Bey Blade champion and...
Report: Boxing Day One Day Of Year Where Leftovers Are Premium Cuisine
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTDespite being largely disregarded for the other 364 days a year, Boxing Day is the one day a year where leftovers are premium...
Tall Couple To Produce Super Babies That Will Conquer Us All
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTStart digging your damn graves because two tall people have gotten together and are possibly planning world domination of some kind.
As a tall...
Gabba Curators Under Fire For Using A Bit Of The Daintree As A Drop In Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Gabba curators have refused to apologise for using a section of virgin Daintree rainforest as a drop in...
Free Spirited Single Friend Has A ‘Blind Date’ Like It’s The Bloody Nineties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn what may just be her kookiest venture yet, Betootan Odette Brown (29) is going on a ‘blind date’ like it’s the bloody...
Pop Insists Grand Kids Watch Obscure Christmas Movie From 100 Years Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA horrible tradition/precedent began today, as pop Stephen Kowalchuk sat his grandkids down and made them watch a weird and obscure Christmas movie...
Local Clown Manages To Fuck Up A Tap Payment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn lighthearted news, an absolute clown made a complete dick of himself today by somehow managing to fuck up a tap payment at...
Billions Celebrate The Birth Of Cancel Culture’s First Victim
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs hard as some Grinches might try, Christmas is yet to be cancelled and is set to claim a 2022nd victory in the...
