Young Mother Now Realising How Sick Kids End Up At Daycare After Toddler Clocks 27 Days With A Cold
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf you’d asked local woman Vesna Wagner a year ago what she thought about parents sending sick children to daycare, she’d have...
Nation’s Seniour Chinese Men Accuse Skaters Of Plagiarising Their T Shirt And Suit Pants Combo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The skater community is currently under fire, after allegations of theft were levelled at them today.
Not the typical kind of petty theft...
Local Bloke Comes Up With Genius Breakup Strategy By Being Cold And Distant Until She Leaves
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights man has come up with a genius breakup strategy, that both doesn’t require any confrontation on his part or any...
Veteran Window Cleaner Just An Absolute Treat To Watch
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Pedestrians in the Betoota CBD today were gifted an absolute treat today as veteran window cleaner Tommy Podolinksi spent the morning really doing...
David Elliot Informs Perrottet That It’s Time For Him To Flee To Rural Argentina
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some shocking news today, The Betoota Advocate can confirm that the NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is considering a drastic career move.
According...
Recently Dumped Bloke Enquires If Any Of His Mates Would Be Keen To Start A D&D Crew
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSitting alone in his apartment as he ploughs through his favourite bachelor meal (eggs on toast) local bloke Mitch Hewson begins to...
Bloke Who Was Quick To Insult Girlfriend’s ‘Goblin Nails’ Now Deprived Of Head Scratches
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has today been deprived of his favourite form of receiving affection, after he was unable to resist the opportunity to...
Old Tin Cup Holds A Lot More Milkshake Than You Can Prepare For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Like a milky King Midas being punished for his own greed, local Betootan Ravi Coulson (30) is battling with a hit of lactose...
“Anyone Else Wanna Have A Crack?” Asks Pokies Sector After Months Of Research Digs Up Nazi Costume
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The message is now clear to both sides of Australian politics, steer clear of regulating the pokie machine mafia - or else risk...
Queenslander On Temple Tour Of Tokyo Asks Guide If They Know Any Pub Playing The BBL
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Japanese tour guide is under some pressure today, as he attempts to welcome a new breed of tourist to Tokyo.
As...
