Local Girl Updates Dating Profile With Cute Sparkler Snap From New Years Eve
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA dating app overhaul is underway in a French Quarter lounge room this evening as a group of housemates help a...
Man Announces Himself As Most Painful Person At BBQ By Banging On About Things Being UnAustralian
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke is today unfairly paying the price for trying to be a good bloke.
Trying to give the person barbecuing some company...
Naww! Cat Touching You With Paws It Just Used To Flip Its Turds
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some heartwarming news, a local bloke has today delicately kissed his cat's precious little paws, just moments after the moggy was seen...
Woman Scrolling For Tax File Number In iPhone Notes Immediately Distracted By All The Unhinged Message Drafts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who was simply trying to find her tax file number has today found herself taking a cute trip down menty b...
Local Woman Wonders If Mum Loves Her At All After Being Offered Food She’s Hated Since She Was A Kid
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman has today been left reevaluating a close relationship, after it was revealed that her mum didn’t pay as much attention to...
Bartenders Let Out Synchronised Groan As Hungover Newbie Shatters Second Glass Over The Ice Well
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Bartenders at the Bleating Goat Hotel were this weekend seen trying to contain their fury, as a new employee managed to make a...
Bored Gold Coast Woman Dazes Off Dreaming About Demolishing Magnum Of Rosè At Burleigh Pav
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman has confirmed to The Advocate today that she's already had enough of the working year.
Gold Coast Woman Margot Robbie...
Corporate Woman Who Forgot Her Boxing Gloves Forced To Slip Hands Into Freshly Marinated Pair From The Rack
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she rocks up to her early morning boxing class, local corporate hotshot Anna Fawkner comes to the unpleasant realisation that she’s...
Report: Every Gen X Politician Secretly Regretting At Least One Costume Right Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet continues to feel the heat for wearing a nazi costume at his 21st birthday, every other Gen X...
Young Libs Reminded To Only Wear Racist Costumes That HIDE Identity
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With NSW premier Dominic Perrottet under scrutiny for dressing as a Nazi at his 21st birthday, young people are once again reminded that...
