Local Woman Ready To Put On Her Little Sad Voice After Boyfriend Gets Much Better Looking Meal
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week appealed to her boyfriend’s soft side after having a serious case of the food envies, it’s reported.
Choosing...
Local Girl Lets Colleagues Know She Needs The Most Emotional Support By Lugging 20L Jerry Can To Work
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTLitres of sloshing water can be heard cascading through the hallways of KPMG Betoota this morning, as a local girl faces...
New Year Smoothie Routine Binned After Local Girl Lets Noxious Shaker Ferment In Handbag All Weekend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA New Year’s resolution is in tatters this morning after a local girl has discovered the downsides of embracing a juice...
Being Attracted To Military Blokes Linked To Having Your Heart Broken By Softcock Civilians
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTCynthia Flugle (24) of Betoota Heights has a particular type of bloke that she’s into and it’s not the type of bloke who...
“The Beach Is For Everyone!” Screams Family Whilst Hammering Wedding-Sized Marquee Into Public Sand
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Battle lines are being drawn at beaches across the nation this morning, as young families scramble to soak up another day...
Report: Is Every Fucking Month A No Drinking Challenge These Days?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith the golden age of alcoholism merely more than a blur in the nation’s rearview mirror, a new disturbing trend may be taking...
Advice Column | Drive Up Your Investment Property’s Weekly Rent By Creating An Auction-Like Atmosphere At Its Opening Inspection
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Here in Betoota real estate laws dictate that leasing agents are not permitted to solicit or invite a person...
Local Personal Trainer Launches Into 2023 With Annual Canva Rebrand Of Park Fitness Operation
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA laptop is getting hammered in a Betoota Heights study this morning, as a local personal trainer kickstarts his year with...
Nostalgic Gen Xer Pays Homage To Sanity By Only Listening To CDs For Entire Week
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
A human being that was birthed in the maternity ward of the Betoota State Hospital on the 14th June 1980 has felt a...
‘Such A Ball Buster’ Complains Mate Whose Wife Is Forced To Organise Everything
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal bloke Keaton Grant has had it up TO FUCKING HERE with his wife’s stupid expectations.
If she’s not nagging him to please...
