Coastie Locals Agree To Let Blow-Ins Enjoy Summer Before Making Council Ban These Fucking Marquees
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A line has been drawn in the sand today, from the South Coast of NSW all the way up past Noosa in Queensland....
Local Woman Hoping Morning Protest Participation Cancels Out Afternoon’s Activities
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The public holiday with many names has arrived, prompting Beck Meinswell (28) to attend her local Survival Day rally.
Arriving at Betoota Memorial Park,...
Frustrated NSW Government Can’t Understand Why Teachers Won’t Just Rent Forever In Lower Middle Class Misery
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NSW Government has today detailed a fool-proof way to stop the current trend of both primary and high school teachers fleeing education...
Local Girls Mute Messages From Delusional Mate Who Keeps Trying To Make Early Morning Hike Happen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA group of girls have this week been forced to mute their group chat, after their token fit friend tried to pitch a...
Divorced Footy Coach Just Can’t Understand Why People Won’t Come To Pub After Every Training Session
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the coaches down at Betoota's Muttaburrasaurus Rugby Union Football club has today spoken to The Advocate about the clubs prospects this...
Young Born-Again Couple Torn Between Baby Photography Or Opening A Juice Bar
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A couple of young Jesus lovers have recently tied the knot and are now weighing up which of the pre approved two career...
Modern Journalism Degree Covers Correct Bachelor Recapping Practices
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTDespite the fact that most parents would prefer their kids get into policing or porn, many high school leavers are choosing to study...
Dad Just Quietly Gets Up And Leaves The Room After Being Told Daughter’s Dog Has Anxiety
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local father of three named Graham Ozil has today asked The Advocate to put a fork in him.
The request comes after...
Woman Visiting Male Friend’s House Forced To Use Washing Up Liquid After Failing To Find Any Hand Soap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this weekend been horrified to discover that her male friends may have a little to desire in the hygiene...
Bitter Scam Artist Who Didn’t Get Business Upgrade Lets One Rip On Way Through To Cattle Class
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A bitter bloke has decided to dish out his own twisted brand of justice this morning, after failing to score himself...
