Woman Who Already Gave Cat A Weird Name Gives It An Even Weirder Nickname
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights local has this week ensured she’s well and truly kept in line with cat owner stereotypes, by not only giving...
Woman Who Likes To Make Basic Life Tasks Extra Difficult For Herself Buys One Of These Fucking Things
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Dawn Packham has this week come to the conclusion that life simply isn’t difficult enough.
After having a peaceful and uneventful...
Café Breakfast Ruined After Nearby Table Loudly Discusses The Property Market Of Australia
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The rather expensive yet hip boulangerie, Le Petit Manchot, has for years now been serving up the most delicious breakfast a yuppie can...
Local Girl Who Can’t Be Assed Shaving Her Legs Fends Off Potentially Boring Date By Playing The Gastro Card
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl is glad to have won back her Friday night after skillfully playing the oldest trick in the book.
Perched...
An Australian Artist Should Be Number One Explains Man Who Didn’t Vote In Hottest 100
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local lightning rod has caused a bit of stir today, despite there not being a cloud in sight.
With Betoota’s weather system treating...
Cooked Mate Wearing Pair Of Speed Dealers Confirms Fred Again Song Is A Tune
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In more breaking news from the hottest house party in Betoota this afternoon, a bloke who loves to sesh has confirmed...
Local Boyfriend Nails It With Moonlight Cinema Tickets And Woolies Sushi Platter
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke is patting himself on the back this evening after pulling off a well-planned date night.
Having spent the last...
Girl Who Used To Hiss At Substitute Teachers Now Competes At Weekend Powerlifting Comps
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA Brisbane man’s commute to the city has become mildly more interesting this morning, as he tunes into the local news...
“Oh They Were SOOO Good at Splendour” Says Local Girl After Every Song
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA Hottest 100 house party is pumping in the French Quarter this afternoon, as a rabble of young revellers tune in...
Primary Schooler Who Thought They’d Smashed It With Graffiti Scrapbook Cover Thwarted By Kid With Holographics
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA year five student has today had their ego knocked down a couple of pegs, after they’d wrongly assumed they had the best...
