Bloke Who Missed Referendum Meeting To Attend Pell’s Funeral Demands More Details Once Again
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The nation's Opposition Leader has today revealed he's getting tired of repeating himself.
Peter Dutton has once again taken to the mainstream media...
Husband’s Rare Attempt At Grocery List Causes More Anxiety Than An Empty Pantry
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactCocking her head to the side as she tries to make out some of the words on a handwritten note left on the...
Pack Of Ill-Disciplined Fur Babies Outside Cafe Forces Mum To Push Pram Of Real Babies On The Road
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Nearly two whole years since Australians were forced to endure devastating lockdowns, and the affects of the pandemic are continuing to plague society.
The...
St Mary’s Cathedral Unveil New Public Urinal
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The Catholic Archdiocese of Sydney has been praised today, after unveiling a touching new tribute to former Cardinal George Pell.
After a big...
Catholic School Begrudgingly Continues With This Science Shit
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School is back on for 2023 which means the Catholic education system is once again forced to roll their eyes and continue teaching...
Student Slumlord Experiences Involuntary Climax From China’s Snap Decision To Ban Online Studies
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In the murky grey areas that exist completely outside of the country’s real estate laws, a slimy student slumlord has for years now...
Teacher On Big Lunch Duty Old Enough For Students To Get Away With Full Blown Tackle Footy
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The boys at Betoota Ponds Sports High have today returned to the classroom from big lunch coated in bloody noses and knee grazes,...
WA Radioactive Capsule Reportedly Just A Long Forgotten Lunch Box With Left Over Butter Chicken
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The Democratic people's Republic of Western Australia has just let out a massive sigh of relief.
The cause of the giant exhalation over...
Bloke Who Used To Watch The ‘Satisfaction’ Music Video On Repeat Absolutely Appalled By Sam Smith
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota Heights father John Mathieson has today taken angrily to Facebook to write a very long, heavily typoed post about the ‘destruction...
Mum Who Doesn’t Want Judgement From The ‘iPad Baby’ Cops Forced To Carry Giant Bag Of Lego To Cafe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs any new mum will tell you, nobody’s a better parent than people who don’t have any kids.
Or, parents who’ve long forgotten how...
