Deceptive Fish Photography Decent Sign Man Fibs About The Size Of Things
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a decision that might be harder to understand than the enigma code, single fella Brodie Dawson uploaded a photo of himself to...
Advice Column | Switch Super Funds Today And Still Have Well-Below The Average Amount For Your Age Cohort
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
A recent study by BetootaSuisse found that at retirement age every single Australian will need at least six times...
‘Paper Straws Are Useless’ Squeals Fully Abled Grown Man Who Could Also Just, You Know, Sip It
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local man-child is cursing the plight of sustainability today after struggling to polish off a milkshake over his lunch break.
After...
Mum Paying For Netflix Secretly Overjoyed That Kids Will Have To Visit Once A Month For Account Privileges
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPopular streaming platform Netflix yesterday revealed a set guidelines for account sharing which would ensure accounts could not be shared outside of a...
Millennials Get Revenge On Fun Killing Boomers By Submitting 5am Noise Complaint Against Local Cyclists
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A share-house of Uni students have managed to square the ledger this morning, plating up a sweet dish of revenge to...
Thoughtful Yuppies Rescue Purebred Dog From Bespoke Breeder At Premium Price
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An act of human to animal compassion took place in Betoota today as a thoughtful couple of young urban professionals laid down big...
Hungover Woman Reimagines Mother’s Womb By Cocooning Under Doona With Fan Blaring In The Background
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A French Quarter woman has this week regressed into being a fetus after knocking back a few too many free savvy bs last...
Dad Just Calling To Tell You About Halfwits He Destroyed On Social Media Today
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Relationships between parents and their children can become harder to maintain as the children become adults and move out of home.
But for Betoota...
30 Something Bloke With Vague Understanding Of German Language Definitely Had A Rammstein Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA survey conducted by Music Trends Australia has today found an amusing correlation between millennial blokes who have a vague understanding of the...
“See How We Go, No Plans” Lies Coworker Who Plans To Spend Entire Weekend Playing PS5
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has done his best Pinocchio impression today, by telling all of his colleagues a big old lie.
While his nose...
