Woman Who’s Keen On Tradies Asked How She‘ll Feel About Waking Up To A 5am Alarm Every Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter woman has today been given some thinking to do, after realising that the thought of dating a tradie was probably...
Veteran Professional Typist Horrified By That Fred Again’s Pointer Finger T Rex Technique
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With plenty around the nation currently obsessing over a young English man named Fred, it can be confirmed that one local woman isn't...
Report: How The Hell Do You Do This?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTLovers of obscure fruits are pumped for summer as the red and rather baffling pomegranate is back in season, ready to utterly confuse...
Mum Telling Anecdote About Stranger Informed That Accent Impression Isn’t Crucial To The Storyline
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Anita Bellingham has today had to reign in her mother again, after a charming anecdote about a run with a...
NBL Players Treated To Bottomless Dominoes Cheesy Crust Mega Meatlovers For Annual Awards Night
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The night of night's for Australia's Basketball League has gone off with out a hitch, it can be confirmed today.
Taking place in...
Woman Gently Informed By Mates That It’s Time To Stop Talking About Situationship From Two Years Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman has been informed that it’s time to move on, after not only being stuck on the same bloke for two years...
O-Week: Local Legend Informs Fellow First Years He Legit Hasn’t Stopped Drinking Since The HSC
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A local legend has today wowed his entire cohort of first year university students with incredible tales of human endurance and epic encounters....
Tradie Opting For Poke Bowl Rinsed By Mates For Attempting To Take A Solid Shit
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A local tradie is the butt of every joke on a worksite today after attempting to give a shit about his...
Old High School Theatre Sports Captain Kicks Off Wedding Celebrant Business
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA former high school musical star has burst onto the wedding scene this evening proudly announcing she’s legally certified to authorise...
West Tigers Fan Agrees To One More Year Of Supercoach, Vows To Not Let His Heart Get In The Way
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A long suffering Rugby League fan has today decided to commit to another year of pain and misery.
Local Betoota Heights plumber Joseph...
