Luxury Property Seller Distressed At Only Making Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dollars Of Tax Free Capital Gains
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
“Oh no. No no no!”
These were the distressed mutterings heard from under Sarah Connelly’s breath earlier today after her luxury Roma Hills...
New Rule In ‘Monopoly: Australia’ Allows Players Born Between 1946-1964 To Start With Houses On The Board
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
A wholesome Gen Z’er has spent quality time with her Aunt and Uncle this afternoon, playing a fun new version of the classic...
Suburban Dad Has An Enemy Somehow
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAlthough it all seems good and well in the usually unnewsworthy suburb of Betoota Heights, local dad Kieran Weston (53) is harbouring a...
Self-Described ‘Foodie’ Hasn’t Even Had Blueberry-White Choc Scone From Bakers Delight
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA middle class fraud has been sprung today as self-described foodie Timmeon Swimmer (38) was forced to admit he has never eaten a...
‘Cool Uncle’ Basically Any Bloke Who Does The Opposite Of What Parents Would Do
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA study by the Bureau of Childless Men (BCM) has confirmed that a sibling relationship to a parent is not necessarily needed for...
Mate Who Ate This For Smoko All Week Can’t Understand Why His Guts Are Playing Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Betoota Heights chippy Burt Luke has been struck down today by a mystery case of the tummy pains.
While there is plenty of...
Local Woman Now At The ‘Replying To Random People’s Instagram Stories’ Level Of Wine Drunk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough it heavily contributes to her hangxiety the next morning, there’s nothing Sheevaun Nowak loves more than replying to random people’s instagram...
Neighbourhood’s Most Recent Divorce Tragically Civilised And Gossip Free
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As a gossip drought continues to plague Bond street in Betoota Heights, the rumour that local parents Mary and Jim Boyle might be...
Local Girl Farewells Life Savings After Best Friend Promotes Her To Maid Of Honour
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl is cursing the devastating man drought that’s sweeping the nation, as she braces to feel the full economic...
Wildly Inappropriate Kitchen Staff The Closest Local Bar Girl Will Get To Visiting Italy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week discovered she might not have to spend thousands of dollars on a trip to Italy, after getting...
