$850 Billion Defence Budget Really Getting A Work Out On These Balloons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The United States Military has today confirmed that it is finally getting some bang for its buck.
After a couple of decades of...
Heartbroken Bloke Calling To Cancel Valentines Day Booking Ready To Argue The 50% Cancellation Fee
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Betoota Grove man is preparing to go to war this morning as he looks to recuperate the funds from a...
80% Of Aussie Blokes With Wolf Tattoos Found To Live In North Brisbane
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA recent study into trending body art has found that wolf tatts are incredibly popular amongst blokes who live in North Brisbane, as...
Adult Man On His L Plates Manages To Collect All Gold’s In License Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has today wowed his girlfriend with an incredible display of competence.
Jared Hicks from Betoota’s French Quarter has made his long...
Advice Column | Learning To Walk Away When The Barman Explains Your Pint Of Pale Ale Costs $18
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Beer drinkers may not know this but for the last 40 years tax on beer has followed the automatic...
He’s The One: Man Proposes On Sunday Evening For Peak Social Media Engagement
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local man has proved he is actually a local God after popping the question to his long time partner on a Sunday...
Nation’s Florists To Double The Price Gouging With New Claims Of Rose Shortage
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe newest shortage to completely take shoppers on a Easter Show level pricey ride is a rose shortage, right before Valentines Day no...
Alright, I’ll Say It, I’m Done With This Toxic ‘How Many Weetbix’ Do You Do Shit
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACTSomehow, in a world full of violent mass conflict, identity politics run amuck and a renewed addiction for reality TV, we have forgotten...
Report: Summer At Stage Where Fun Stuff Is Over And Heat Just Ruins A Night’s Sleep
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThere’s still half a month's worth of summer to go but now that everyone has settled down in the various routines that mark...
American Podcast Absolutely Butchering Australian Town Name
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn Australian podcast listener tuning into a lighthearted recount of a violent crime has once again been disgusted by the American host’s inability...
