Man Who Hasn’t Texted Back In Somehow The First To Watch Your Instagram Story
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTPhoebe Gray (24) is experiencing an excruciating form of psychological torture known as modern dating after noticing a rather peculiar viewer lurking...
Local Bloke Finds Himself Thinking About The Nutty Putty Cave Incident Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local man has once again found himself thinking about the Nutty Putty Cave incident again, ruining what should have a nice...
Road Rage Incident Ends Abruptly After Maltese Boxing Gloves Spotted Hanging From The Rear View
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The motorists jammed in back-to-back traffic on the main road of Betoota's Flight Path District got very close to enjoying some textbook Australian...
Woman Who Doesn’t Work Or Study In A STEM Related Field Denied Access To Bouldering Gym
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds woman has accused ‘Balls to the wall’ bouldering gym of discrimination this week, after being denied entry due to...
Foodie Influencer Breaks The Mould By Not Being An Asian Girl Who Duxed Her Selective School
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT
Experts have identified a growing social media trend in what can only be described as the selective school-to-foodie influencer pipeline. However, one...
DFO Shopper Scores A Great Deal By Saving $12 On A $250 Jacket
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA local woman has today walked away from the Betoota Heights DFO with her head held high, after bagging an absolute bargain.
The...
Local Mum Has Had Flashlight On Her Phone Turned On Since 2019
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local mother of four has unknowingly had the flashlight on her iPhone turned on for the last six years and showed no...
Italian Hospo Worker On Working-Holiday Visa Way Too Relaxed For Someone Working 87 Hours A Week
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAn Italian man who works 14 hours a day 6 days a week is way too laid back and smooth for someone who...
Woman Dating Extremely Disciplined Bloke Unsure How Long She Can Pretend To Have Her Shit Together
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman dating a Type A bloke has this week confirmed that it’s ‘stressful as fuck’, as she desperately tries to keep...
Brisbane Bloke’s Lion Tattoo Actually Pretty Accurate Given That He’s Lazy And Makes His Wife Do All The Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Brisbane bloke looking to toughen up his image has inadvertently chosen an animal tattoo that reflects his personality perfectly, but not...
