Woman With Period Cramps Finds Herself Squeezing Tummy Like A Tomato Sauce Bottle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman dealing with a particularly bad case of the cramps has found herself squeezing her lower stomach in frustration today, as...
Lunch With Mum Not Complete Without Her Saying The Roguest Comments About Strangers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Emily Norwood, 29, sat down for what she thought would be a nice lunch with her mum, only to realise...
REPORT: Last Day Of Summer Come Pub Cold Beer Friday Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As temperatures rise on the final day of summer, pubs across the country are reporting an increase in patronage,...
Local Woman All For Body Positivity Except For Her Own Shnoz
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman who’s a staunch supporter of all things body positivity has been accused of being a hypocrite today, for not...
Last Pool Canteen In Australia That Serves Yellow Tinged Hot Chips Awarded Michelin Star
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAn unassuming pool canteen has been awarded the first ever Michelin star on Australian soil after being the final place you can get...
Woman Who’s New To Workplace Quickly Sizing Up Who Her Fellow Piss Wrecks Are
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week been putting out some feelers to figure out who her fellow piss wrecks in the workplace...
Very Average Straight Man Happy To Attend Mardi Gras As Long As He Doesn’t Get Hit On Haha
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal straight guy Lachlan Moore (33) has reluctantly agreed to join his friends at the Mardi Gras parade – as long as he...
Woman Who Makes More Money Than Her Parents Ever Did Tries To Explain That She’s Not Rich
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has this week has had to try to gently explain to her parents that even though she makes...
Annoying Temu Wheel Spinner Reminds Woman She Doesn’t Need To Pollute The Earth With More Useless Crap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has rage quit an impulsive Temu purchase today, after the app insisted on her playing its stupid spin the...
Email From Shady Courier Suggests Parcel Delivery Going To Be A Complete Fuck Around
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke is cursing his own laziness today as he waits for the delivery of a new pair of runners.
A...
