Woman Making Poor Life Decisions In Her 30s Comforts Self With The Only Two TV Shows That Are Still Relatable
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA 30 something hot mess has today revealed that she can now only find herself relating to TV shows, now that’s moved...
Tesla Owner Sticks This On Their Car Like They Weren’t Already A Complete And Utter Dick Hole Beforehand
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Some insufferable cunt from our town's bohemian French Quarter has made it clear to their friends and perfect strangers...
Inner City White Girl Unsure If She Should Wear White Or Black Tank Top With Jeans Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman who yearns to be one of those fashionable girlies has today admitted that she has absolutely no idea how...
Gale Force Winds Sends One Of The Giant Steel Balls Flying Into The Wheel Of Brisbane
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactOne of Brisbane’s most iconic and beloved public art sculptures was partially destroyed last night, as gale force winds from Cyclone Alfred...
Celebrity Says Their Youthful Glow Is A Result Of Nothing But Good Skincare
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTMAYBE SHE’S BORN WITH IT: After years out of the spotlight, a former A-list celebrity has made a dazzling return to Hollywood,...
Local Girls Dinner Takes a Sharp Turn When One Girl Asks, ‘Can I Be Mean for a Second?’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTTBH: A quiet Wednesday night girls dinner at Betoota’s local Japanese joint took a dramatic turn last night when local girl Samatha...
Report: Local Woman Confirms It Was a Good Night After Camera Roll Shows Just One Toilet Selfie
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTANY PICS FROM LAST NIGHT? A local woman this morning has confirmed that last night was, in fact, a ripper, after waking...
Dutton Cuts Bondi Holiday Short And Heads Home To Hold A Broom
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has cut short a Sydney getaway and is returning to his Queensland electorate as Tropical...
Brissy Woo Girl Wondering If She Should Still Do Her Fake Tan Thursday
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As Cyclone Alfred prepares to wreak havoc on Queensland, Brisbane woo girl Chelsea Hanneman, 26, has been left facing a difficult choice...
Local Girlfriend Reading One Of Her Weird Booktok Recommendations Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Brisbane bloke has come home to find his girlfriend curled up on the couch with another ‘spicy book’ recommended to her...
