Working Mum Of Four Decides It Might Be Best To Skip Easter This Year
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights mum has today informed her kids that unless they’re happy to eat the godless compound chocolate easter eggs that...
Millennial Woman’s First Big Furniture Purchase Fails To Elicit Same Feeling As The Disney Princess Pullout Sofa
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman who just dropped a few thousand on her dream couch has unfortunately realised it will never live up...
Man Enters His Own Sugar Crash Tomb After Pumping A Six-Pack Of Hot Cross Buns For Tea
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man has entered what he describes as his own tomb after consuming an entire six-pack of ALDI...
Local Girl Drops Joke That Requires 100+ Hours Of Screen Time To Truly Get
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTGET IT???? A local girl has left her friends reeling after dropping a joke so niche and obscure, it’s been confirmed by...
30 Something Bloke Realises He’s Started Doing The Old Man Groan When He Gets Off The Couch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights office worker has this week realised that he’s already started making old man noises, despite only being thirty one...
Tech Bro Raving About His Fasting Diet Fails To Impress Muslim Developer During A March Ramadan
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local tech-bro manager has been left puzzled as to why there is still one employee who isn't impressed with his discovery of...
New Zealand Establish Base In Northern Australia As Roy And Tane From The Army Sign Lease On Cairns Apartment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia has officially welcomed its closest and most reliable strategic defence partner, with the New Zealand Army establishing a...
Local Woman Feeling Like Anthony Bourdain After Putting Cooked Egg Into 2 Minute Mi Goreng
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local woman has had an encounter with the spirit of Anthony Bourdain after chucking a fried egg onto her 2 minute mie...
Current Political Climate Giving Local Woman Even More Reasons To Spend Frivolously
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA chronically online woman has today announced that she no longer plans on trying to save money as ‘shit’s fucked, so why...
American Backpacker Becomes Canadian Overnight
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A visiting American has rebranded as a Canadian overnight after facing sustained criticism from locals over his home country's...
