4X4 Enthusiast Battles Muddy, Rutted Fire Trail For Hours Only To Find Stock 05 Subaru Forester At The End
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local four-wheel-drive enthusiast has completed a punishing solo trek through Remienko National Park this week, only to find...
Small Town Print Shop Owner Purchases A Lambo As 2025 Federal Election Gets Underway
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTThe streets of Betoota are about to become a whole lot more colourful in the coming months as our regional metropolis...
“I’m Not Wearing Makeup,” Insists Boyfriend As Girlfriend Hands Him Tinted Moisturiser
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTLocal man Daniel Reid, 29, has today gone into full denial mode after his girlfriend, Sophie, applied a tinted product to his...
Recent Bachelor Still Struggling In The Wild After Chucking A Bay Leaf Into His Carbonara
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local 29 year old man that still has no idea what bay leaves do has once again chucked a bay leaf into...
Roll’d Brisbane Airport Caters To Local Tastes With Spag Bol Rice Paper Rolls
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Brisbane Airport has once again proven itself to be the nation's premier cultural crossroads after local Roll'd staff unveiled...
Sip Of Sachet Coffee Transports Introvert Back To The Glorious Days Of Lockdown
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTStanding in the tea room of her CBD office, Jenna McWilliams can’t help but daydream about the joys of lockdown.
An anxious...
Local Woman Way Too Into Office Gossip To Ever Work From Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has today confirmed that she would much prefer to work in the office than at home, because she’s...
“Farmers Markets Tomorrow?” Offers Boyfriend Begging To Stay At Pub For Friday Night Double Header
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
United Nations level negotiations are taking place in the smokers area of a West Betoota pub tonight as a local bloke...
Wine Snob Wanker Refuses To Hold Wine Glass Like A Normal Human
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal sommelier Eugene Fowler (44) continues to insist on holding his wine glass in any way other than the normal way of holding...
G-Wagon Owner Shakes His Head In Disgust At Tasteless Class-Traitor Tesla Owner
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local G-Wagon owner has once again been left in a state of disgust after seeing another one of those Tesla dickheads on...
