Well There You Go: Grandpa Knows Who Whitney Houston Is
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn news that isn’t really news but this is 2023 who really gives a shit anymore, it has been revealed that local grandpa...
Awkward Straight Guy Gets Into Mardi Gras Spirit With A Bit Of Glitter But Not Too Much Haha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A bloke with a limited range of dance moves is gearing up to celebrate free love this evening, by allowing himself...
Report: Bing Literally Had To Destroy Society With Artificial Intelligence To Defeat Google
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In feel good news, the little brother has finally got one up on the elder and all it cost was the world we...
Gay Mate Actually More Excited For The Post-Pride Carbs Than He Was For Pride
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A bloke who hasn’t eaten a carbohydrate since Christmas has spoken to The Advocate today to highlight just how hard it...
Financially Savvy Bloke Saves Money On Therapy By Just Going On Dates With Various Fixers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds tradie has managed to stumble upon a winning dating strategy that both caters to his desire for the female touch,...
Local Bloke Unable To Pull Off Backwards Cap Without Being Asked If He Does It All For The Nookie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A millennial man has this week discovered that he unfortunately can’t pull off a backwards cap without looking like a certain notorious ratbag...
Local Woman Delights Coworkers With Her Fit Of Delicate Little Pikachu Sneezes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this afternoon absolutely delighted her coworkers, after a hayfever fit saw her letting out what may possibly be, the...
Entire Catering Industry Made Up Of Enlightened Geniuses Escaping Cruelty Of Top Restaurants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn industry study has revealed that the entirety of the global catering industry is made up of enlightened geniuses who made the switch...
“Why Don’t More Artists Come To Australia?’ Ask Nation Who Bullies Every Musician To Drink From Their Shoe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn an odd trend that appears to have grown in popularity in the past few years, it is now virtually impossible to attend...
Veteran Receptionist With A Few Faded Tattoos Definitely Has Some Stories To Tell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local sexagenarian named Janice Pederson has today dropped a few little hints about her past.
Speaking to the young new receptionist at...
