Local Bloke Sitting In Midday Movie Wonders What The Hell Everyone Else Is Doing Here
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A recently unemployed man has discovered the awkward joy of attending the movies during daylight today, as he looks for a...
Stoner Adult Son And Tradie Each Despising Each Other For Being Home Today
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA cold war took place in the Betoota Flight Path District today as a visiting tradie and adult son spent the day flashing...
Occasional TikTok Scrolls The Only Sign Of Life Detected In Gay Housemate’s Room
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Concerns for the wellbeing of a local mate have been abated this evening, after hearing the muffled sound of a TikTok scroll.
Alice...
Anthropologists Discover Last Known Man-Bun On Head Of Regional Nightclub Security Guard
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
There’s exciting news for the anthropology community today, as a group of researchers from Royal Betoota University confirm the discovery of...
After 5 Years Of University, Graduate Architect Thought She’d Start On At Least The Minimum Wage But No
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactIn architecture, elegance is an elusive concept. This is something recent graduate Thelma Amleth (24) has been grappling with lately.
“Form, function, utility, grace....
“It’s Just Not A Good Look” Says Sky News Dad Who Supported Dutton Attending Pell’s Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local father of three has today explained to The Advocate his frustration with the new government.
Speaking to us from the coffee...
Friend’s Easy Going Boyfriend Allowed Into The Inner Sanctum Of Very Explicit Girl Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman’s golden retriever boyfriend has found himself invited into a space few straight men are allowed into, after his girlfriend, Lisa’s mates...
Financial Risk Analyst Calculates The Number Of Friends He’ll Lose If He Keeps Being Such A Tight-Arse
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact26 year old financial risk analyst, Crox Prue, was up until 2am this morning identifying and analysing potential risks that threatened the financial...
Tattoo Plans Cancelled After Mum’s Full Approval
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA would-be rebel has struck back against her parents and cancelled her tattoo plans after mum learnt about it and gave her full...
Unremarkable White Collar City Guy Prepares To Save Humanity Over The Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A run of the mill white collar guy from our town’s very own Betoota Ponds is today preparing to depart the real world.
Albert...
