Bloke That Butchered Small Talk With Bartender Opts For QR Code On Second Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Justin Powell has never been that great at small talk.
Whether it’s while taking the lift with a colleague, meeting up...
‘Family Man’ Praised For Recognising A Basic Duty Of Care To The Lives He Brought Into This World
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A married father-of-two has been praised by his local community for not skipping town and absolving himself of all lifelong responsibilities that come...
Local Woman Hit With Overwhelming Urge To Reorganise Room Furniture In The Middle Of The Night
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWith her thirtieth birthday only a month away, local woman Camille Delacroix is finding herself getting into the ‘interior decorating’ phase of adulthood.
Ideally,...
Mate Reenacting Every Single Line From Harry Potter Really Not Helping With Comedown
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA group of strung out friends have this weekend had enough of their mate’s obsession with Harry Potter, after agreeing to watch the...
‘What The Fuck Is Wrong With You’ Says Woman After Seeing How Her Boyfriend Holds His Books
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she turns her head to lovingly gaze at her boyfriend, local woman Willow Elsher is hit with her first ever ‘ick.’
A...
Housemate Opts To Spend 60 Seconds Balancing Rubbish On Top Of Bin Instead Of Taking It Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local housemate has been caught red handed trying to be a sneaky little grub this week.
French Quarter man Aaron Ederson (22)...
Not A Dry Eye In The House After Bloke Uses Chat GPT To Craft The Most Beautiful Wedding Vows
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds man has this week been left wondering whether he’s a genius or a downright deplorable asshole after resorting to artificial...
Local Girl’s Boobs Unfortunately First On The Chopping Block After Making Decision To Get Fit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen local woman Maya Hogarth decided to become a gym junkie as part of her very cliche New Year's resolution, she'd no...
Balding Mate Pretty Vague About Why He’s Incorporating Türkiye Into His Euro Trip
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has today played a fairly straight bat to some short stuff from his mates.
The reasonably well liked without being...
Report: Man Cave Such A Nicer Term Than Wank Den
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs popular real estate terms such as ‘Master Bedroom’ and ‘Servant’s Quarters’ continue to be phased out, everyone can agree that ‘Man Cave’...
