Dumb Renters Don’t Get It. The Rental Crisis Will Worsen Unless Us Landlords Buy More Properties
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactI’ve got bad news for the renters out there: There’s only so many landlords to go round.
Meaning there’s only so many rentals to...
Leasing Agent Asks Applicant If They Know What ‘RentBidding’ Is And If Not, Can They Offer To Pay More?
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactOne of Betoota’s finest leasing agents has once again proven his worth to his landlord masters today. This time by successfully signing new...
New Couple Signal Strength Of Committed Relationship By Wearing Matching Birkenstocks To Brunch
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTJewellery stores in Betoota are on standby this morning after a local couple have confirmed that they’re in it for the...
The World You Know Vanishes As Dad Orders Coffee With Oat Milk
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a stunning display of culinary experimentation, local father Dave Johnson (60) has shocked his family and friends by ordering a coffee with...
‘You Know That Shit’s All Fake Right?’ Says Bloke Who Super Coaches An Imaginary Footy Team
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLike most of the straight blokes in Australia, Betoota Ponds local Dean Gilmore pretends to absolutely HATE MAFs.
In fact, it’s virtually impossible...
Rental Applicants Urged To Come Prepared With References, Payslips, Blood Samples, Fingerprints, Pound Of Flesh
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBreezing through their 2023 bingo, local renter Charmaine Keepin (31) has been notified that she will have to move out of her apartment...
Local Bloke Realises He’s Middle Aged After Nodding Along To Some Jazz
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBetoota man Jimmy Granger (39) has learnt that he has officially left his youth behind after catching himself casually nodding along to some...
Dad Now Has Seven Solid Months Of Conversation Topics With Deadshit Neighbours Sorted
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota dad Damo Stoker (54) is absolutely cheering today as he now officially has seven solid months of conversation topics absolutely sorted.
Not a...
Bachelor Puts Dog’s Name On The Leash To Build Familiarity With Babes At Dog Park
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local bachelor has got his dog ready to mingle with one of those custom leash attachments that clearly states the name of...
Gold Logie Winner Tom Gleeson Reveals He’s The Person Behind The $544 Million Super Account
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The mystery has been solved!
After days and days of speculation, the nation finally has an answer to the superannuation question that everyone...
