Lazy Dog That Barely Moves All Day Suddenly Very Energetic As Soon As Owner Tries To Take A Photo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local lab has today proven that he is actually capable of moving, and surprisingly not for something food related this time.
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“Geez Bit Hot Out There” Smirks Colleague After Office Man Arrives Dripping Like Mr Darcy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A big sweaty mess has today been forced to swallow a few sledges, after being confronted by a smirking colleague.
Rolling into work...
Bose Unveil New Noise Cancelling Headphones Capable Of Blocking Out Americans
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In tech news, American audio giant Bose has released an exciting new product today, a pair of noise cancelling headphones that can...
NRL 360 Launch Into 2023 By Unveiling New Coaching Guillotine To Feature Throughout The Season
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The set builders at FoxSports are being applauded this week for their work in crafting a fully functioning guillotine.
With head coach...
Man Who Has Shown No Signs Of Wanting Any Form Of Relationship Must Have Avoidant Attachment Issues
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today assured herself that the reason the bloke she’s keen on doesn’t return her affections must be entirely based...
Super League Scouts Flock To Leichhardt For Round One Tigers vs Titans Blockbuster
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Clipboards are tapping and pencils are scratching in a corporate box at Leichhardt Oval this afternoon, as a group of scouts...
Fancy Anniversary Dinner Ruined By Posh Family Going There For A Mid-Week Feed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A couple’s special anniversary dinner ended up tasting a little bitter today as they were joined in the dining room by a dress-synergised...
Oh Great: Brother-In-Law Was Telling Truth About Being Shit At Golf
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a shocking turn of events, Betoota man Greg Murphy (41) has learnt that his brother-in-law was telling the truth when he claimed...
Local Bloke Knows Just Enough About Domestic Chore To Know Wife Does It Better
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a stunning revelation that has left the community reeling, local man Phil Long (40) has admitted that he knows just enough about...
Stay At Home Daughter Has Kooky Name For ‘Her’ Car
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA stay at home daughter in Betoota Grove is ready to take her whacky show on the road by debuting a kooky name...
