Woman Who Has Both A Toddler And A Cat Says Goodbye To Ever Shitting In Peace Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Betoota Heights mum Tamsin Gellar has this week come to the conclusion that her days of shitting in peace are well and...
Plastic Cowboy Hat Importer Buys Qantas Business Flights To Europe After Harry Styles Season
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The owner of a Betoota knick-knack store will be treating himself to a European holiday this year after his business made...
Petrol Prices Make Man Feel Young Again As He’s Forced To Ask Passengers For Cash
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIt’s been precious seconds since you’ve read something about ‘the rising cost of living’ but here’s another for you to be sad about...
“Why Don’t You Go To A Dr Who Bulk Bills?” Asks Mate Who Clearly Hasn’t Been For A While
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has today revealed to his office that he's on a pretty good run.
Berrick Watson did so a short time...
Local Bachelor’s Algorithm Really Hits A Groove With Nothing But Meat Smoker Tips And Carl Baron
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A once beloved LCD TV continues to gather dust in the home of a Betoota man today thanks to the rise...
Waitress Gets Revenge On Nasty Patron By Dropping A Silent Stinker As She Walks Past Table
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
When it comes to working in a service industry, or really any sort of industry where you find yourself dealing with members of...
Resurgence of Baggy Checkered Shirts Triggers Just Jeans Renaissance
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In exciting news from the retail sector this morning, it’s believed the nation’s most prized regional outfitter Just Jeans has rocketed...
IWD: Nation’s Men Do The Washing Up Today, For A Treat And A Laugh
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
March 8 marks International Women’s Day, a date where 90% of businesses appreciate 50% of the population for 0.003% of the year.
The campaign...
Technology Dependant Gen-Y Unable To Remember Any Phone Numbers Except For Lube Mobile’s
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
Now that smart phones and messenger apps have completely superseded the traditional land line, it has been confirmed that there...
Woman Waiting For Online Shopping Delivery Camping Out At Door Like IRA Sniper
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTLocal woman Siobhan Murphy (28) has got in touch with her motherland today as she keeps a covert eye on her...
