Couple Who Keep Talking About ‘Fertility Windows’ Told To Keep Nutting Schedules To Themselves, Thanks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA couple have been told to kindly please shut the fuck up, after telling anything anybody and everybody that they’re rooting like rabbits.
It’s...
Millennial Homeowner Spends Another Day Dodging Phone Calls From Excited Boomer Journos
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local Millennial has had another phone battery drained to shit after wasting another day dodging phone calls from excited boomer journos.
The Australian...
Start-Up CEO Wants This Company To Be The Nike Of Ethical Shaving Creams
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA start-up CEO is ready to add to the maddening noise that surrounds us all by engaging the services of a local advertising...
Honest Tradie Admits Today Was Just Medium Yakka
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn event so rare that there is not even a name for it took place today as local tradie Trenton Tiosk (38) admitted...
Dentist Spirals Into Existential Crisis After Getting Honest Answer To ‘Do You Floss?’
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact
After spending her lifetime studying to be a dentist, there was one thing that Sandra Bellingham couldn’t prepare her for.
Early Monday morning, Bellingham...
Dad Absolutely Stoked That The Mechanic Couldn’t Figure It Out Right Away Either
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A local father managed to regain some dignity today after the mechanic couldn’t quite figure out what was wrong with the family car...
Aldi Trolleys Now Take $5 Notes As Inflation Ramps Up
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
Cut price strangely laid out supermarket Aldi has shaken’ things up in the wake of the reserve bank's recent strings of decisions.
In...
Boyfriend Relieved He Can Stop Pretending To Hate Watching MAFS Four Nights A Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has revealed that he's looking forward to a bit of clear air.
Speaking to The Advocate from the Designer Dog...
New Lana Del Rey Album Causes Wife To Slip Back Into Early 2010s Chain-Smoking Dark Feminine Persona
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who long thought her days of whimsy were far behind her has found herself being pulled back into romanticising things she...
New Moody Head Shot Suggests Drama Kid From High School Having Another Crack At Acting Game
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In breaking social media news, a former high school musical lead has announced that she’s going to have another crack at...
