AFR Article About Millennial Homeownership Fails To Mention They’re Actually A Poly Throuple Who All Work In Tech
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe Australian Financial Review has come under fire for publishing an article about millennial homeownership, and yet again failing to add in some...
Bloke With No Arse Wears His No Arse Jeans
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf you ask Paul Tabot’s girlfriend Marianne the one item she’d remove permanently from his wardrobe rotation, she wouldn’t even have to pause...
Nonna Rages From The Heavens As She Watches Granddaughter Microwave Pre Cooked Pasta For Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights woman has this week committed a cooking sin so unforgivable, it has caused a cataclysmic eruption from the heavens, it’s...
Local Man Finds Enlightenment In Rate Rises By Detaching From Worldly Possessions Including His Home
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The Buddha has smiled down upon yet another Betoota Ponds resident who finds themselves crippled by unserviceable debts.
Philjop Jopery (32) did everything right....
Mate Who Insists He Can Handle Spicy Food Told To Please Just Stop
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who can be best referred to as ‘that mate’ has caused his friends a mix of amusement and concern this afternoon,...
Mining Sector To Win Over Gen Z By Officially Allowing Vaping On Job
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAlthough they would certainly win the title of the Australian Government’s Favourite Child, the mining sector has not been able to win over...
Divorcee Table At School 20 Year Reunion Like The Last Days Of Rome
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith all the enthusiasm of showing up to fulfil their conscription notice, single mother Angelina Wood (38) rocked up to her 20 year...
Local Woman Rummages Fridge For Single Slice Of Cheese To Nibble On Like The Little Rat Girl She Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFor local woman Flo Langley , there is nothing that quells her insatiable desire for some salty carbohydrates than a single slice of...
Local Newlywed Uses Bridesmaid’s Birthday As Opportunity For Another Blast Of Bi-Monthly Wedding Throwbacks
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA proud newlywed has posted a touching birthday tribute this afternoon, as she looks to honour the birthday of her best...
Cronulla Love Birds Politely Sit Through Italian Waiter’s Specials Before Ordering 4 Cheese Pizza And Garden Salad
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A pair of lovebirds from the southern beaches of Sydney have been praised today for their display of public manners and...
