Local Middle Manager Reprimanded By HR for Not Referring To His Team On LinkedIn As “Superstars”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A serious HR discussion is taking place this morning as a middle manager is disciplined for inappropriate language in the workplace.
Seated...
Report: Any Time Dad Awoken Is ‘Middle Of The Night’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA report by the Betoota Dads Foundation (BDF) has found that any time dad is awoken against his will counts as ‘the middle...
Report: Pretty Quiet Weekend In Melbourne
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the most cosmopolitan city in Australia, there was a little bit going on this weekend.
This comes following a...
Report: Trip To Melbourne Not Complete Without Saying ‘Typical Melbourne Weather’ At Least Once
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
It can now be confirmed that a trip to Melbourne cannot be complete until at least one person you’re travelling with has uttered...
Local Moneybags Rocking Up With Deli Chips Makes Sure Everyone Knows He Brought The Fancy Ones
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Local funds manager Hugo Dalton-Greeve would never concede that he’s privileged, but he will admit that he’s got more coin than...
Young Couple Forced To Clap For Property Investors Winning Another Auction
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTDespite the fact that the Tarocash wearing chode holding the gavel is the only one who enjoys them, property auctions have been allowed...
Inflation Causes Pub Violence To Increase To Two Punch Attacks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith everything seeming to cost double of what it was before, inflation has seen pub violence increase to two punch attacks instead of...
Report: Muso Mates Song IS The Wedding Present
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An audible tribute to a happy couple was undercut today as the muso mate performing an original song at a wedding reception has...
Girlfriend Who Has Never Expressed An Interest In F1 Knows An Awful Lot About Charles Leclerc
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local bloke James Haden has this week had quite the shock after discovering that his girlfriend Lisa not only has an interest in...
“15 Cents For A Plastic Bag?!” Shopper Leaves Full Trolley At Checkout After Forgetting Own Bags
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
There’s been a bit of a scene today down in good old Betoota Heights’ notorious South Point shopping centre.
The centre’s supermarket, Skinners, had...
