Report: Mum Simply Cannot Have You Losing Another Umbrella
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith Mother Nature once again reminding you that she can kill you with the liquid that keeps you alive, Aussie’s across the nation...
Caravan Park Comedian Tells Young Fella To Just Leave That In The Back Of My Trailer Thanks Mate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The King of a Coffs Harbour caravan park has enjoyed a bit of a laugh this afternoon, as he welcomes some...
Report: Your Most Treasured And Formative Years Now An Average Party Theme
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn what may be the most well-catered sign that you are getting older, your most treasured and formative years are now an average...
How To Fight The Housing Crisis With Your Tears
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACTProving that some rich white men can actually multitask, us poor and impoverished Millennials find ourselves in the throws of two crises at...
“Now Girls Behave Yourselves” Cautions Tipsy Mother Of The Bride Likely To Be The First Ejected From Magic Mike Show
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn interstate hens party is about to hit hyperdrive this evening, as a mini-bus packed with local girls from Betoota tears...
“Why Don’t You Get The Pancakes?” Suggests Rabidly Hungry Boyfriend Hedging His Bets On A Second Breakfast
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTStanding six-foot-four and tipping the scales at 120kgs, it takes more than one cafe breakfast to satiate local big unit Kaden...
Blokes’ Mangled Toothbrush Pretty Good Indicator He’s Got Some Demons
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | ContactAfter waking with a pulsing hangover, Larissa Mainland (25) asked her romantic love interest from the previous night if she could use his...
Advice Column | Reputational Risks To Ignore When Buying Your Next Sleeveless Puffer Jacket
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTThere’s nothing more symbolic of being a boss in the steamy waters of corporate finance than wearing a sleeveless...
Selfless Dad Shares Small Problem With Whole Family
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota dad became the star of his own proverb today as the selfless patriarch managed to share an objectively small problem with...
Mate Must Be On A Good Packet After Getting Bumper Scrape Fixed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBetoota local Ollie Crandle (31) has proved he must be on a good packet after getting a relatively minor bumper scrape fixed.
During one...
