Thoughtful Pitbull Owner Puts The Thing’s Name On The Harness So People Can Call It Off The Next Toddler It Mauls
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A Betoota Heights man says he's putting the community first by putting the name of his Pitbull on the...
2nd Generation Immigrant Works Tirelessly To Ensure His Kids Have Most Bland Lunchboxes Possible
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One highly domesticated Betoota Heights father-of-four has garnered praise in the community for his bold attempts at 'fusion food' - as he...
Convenience Store That Popped Up Overnight Not Even Pretending To Sell More Than Just Vapes
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The popular Station street in Betoota Height's Flight Path District has once again been gifted yet another 'convenience store' that seemingly appeared...
Hyper Nephew Currently Going Through The ‘Looks And Acts Like He Chews On Sheet Metal’ Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLetting out a high pitched shriek before running off with his hands behind his back like a Super Saiyan, Betoota Heights boy, Ben...
Young Parents Rush To The Bedroom For Their Weekly 8:00am ‘Bluey Root’
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Times have certainly changed for one young couple in Betoota Grove.
As former partiers, Jenny and Bryce Rookwood are now operating on an...
Small Town Drummer In More Demand Than Primary School Teachers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTTwo hours south east of Betoota, in the former steel capital of regional south west Queensland, one Mt Quilby resident is having no...
Local Woman Unable To Wear Gingham Without Looking Like A Picnic Table Or A Hospo Worker
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactCara McLachlan has this weekend found out the hard way that it’s almost entirely impossible to pull off a gingham print without...
Improv Guy Who Randomly Makes Weird Noises Reportedly Quite Keen For New Aunty Donna TV Show
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An eccentric local office joker has today confirmed to The Advocate that he's eagerly counting down until this evening.
Luke Crowe (29) from...
Local Woman Seen Transforming Into A Budgie After Being Seated In Front Of A Reflective Surface
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has found herself physically unable to tear her gaze away from her reflection this morning, despite not being one known...
Profile That Reads ‘Something Casual’ And ‘Want Kids Someday’ Simply A Good Guy That Wants A Root!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough Betoota Ponds bloke Mitchell Ellis is on the lookout for a root, he still wants the ladies to know he’s a...
