Blokes Who Complain About Women Driving Found To Prefer Cars With One Female Owner
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| ContactOut on the street this week The Advocate asked some of our local constituents for their thoughts on women in motor vehicles.
We...
Advice Column | Cost Effective Ways To Chase Up Those Loans Repayments From Your Dropkick Mate
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTYou fucked up didn’t you? You ignored your better judgement and let your dropkick mate talk you into lending...
Dads Group Bond Over Being Exactly Each Others Audience
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA group of Betoota men without much in common apart from their Y chromosomes and track record of procreation have bonded over another...
Correlation Found Between Lawn Stripes And Low Intimacy Marriages
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| ContactA strong link has seemingly been found between married women enquiring about wanting “company” and the house she lives in having a...
Nana Giving You Advice Like You’d Starve If Left Alone
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTLocal nana Edith Jestover (76) is giving her darling granddaughter Lily (29) some needed advice as obviously the young woman would suffer and...
Christian Mum Still Recovering From Walking Past Xtina’s ‘Dirrty’ Video Clip On Family TV In 2002
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A devout Lutheran grandmother from Betoota Grove has found herself revisiting the horror of the post-bubblegum r'n'b that became widely popular at...
Four Weddings And A Funeral Mostly Just An Instruction Manual For People Turning 30
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTPreparing to hit the big three-o in style, Betoota Millennial Gloria Petal (29) popped on the ‘90s rom-com Four Weddings and a Funeral...
Parents Have Their Night Ruined When Chicken Nuggets Aren’t On The Kids Menu
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| ContactDining out with children can be a challenge at the best of times, let alone when the menu betrays you.
Kyle and Amanda...
“Make-Up Is A Lie” Says Bloke Taking A Post Workout Selfie Under Gym Lights
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| ContactThe topic of attractiveness and honesty has come up for debate in a Perth gym this week.
Rickie Sloan, an aspiring fitness model...
Local Girl’s ’70s Rock Music’ Phase Dampened After Reading About Their Personal Lives
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman going through her ‘revisiting the music your dad listens to’ phase has this week had some uncomfortable thoughts, after discovering that...
