Gen X Mum Educates Daughter On How Hollywood Heart Throbs Were Cuter In The Squinty White Boy Era
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota Heights mum Julie Hope has today found herself revisiting her younger years, after a cursory snoop over her daughter Dana’s shoulder...
Flatmate Praised For Covering Sharehouse Shits For A Month By Stealing Jumbo Roll Of 1 Ply From Work
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA generally useless flatmate has won some brownie points this week, by making sure his housemates have enough to wipe with...
Parents Outraged After Bluey Episode Shows Extrajudicial Execution Of Bandit By Chechen Separatists
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The creators of popular children's programme Bluey have come under attack again from parents by show a graphic execution...
Money Made From Cooking Meth In Shenzen Now In Boomer’s Pocket After Selling The Family Home For $3m
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A self-described wise old bastard from our town's leafiest enclave has described the sale of his four-bedroom home as...
Chocolate Fundraiser Smartly Taps Into Post Easter Choccy Addictions
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
30 odd years ago, local recreational, religious, and educational groups decided that parenting was not already hard enough and decided to give children...
Study Finds Chinese Tourists Aren’t Coming Here Anymore Because We Bought Submarines To Kill Them With
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According to a recent study by South Betoota Polytechnic College, Chinese tourism to Australia has reportedly decreased due to...
Report: Friend Clearly Just Voicing Their Internal Monologue At This Point
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough she loves nothing more than receiving a few juicy voice notes from her friends, Kat Chen can only allocate so much...
Bloke Suggesting Opening Up Relationship About To Learn It’s Much Easier For Women To Get A Root
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who’d originally intended to just get a free pass at his coworker, has unfortunately found out the hard way that his...
Bloke Triple Checks He’s Turned Off Bluetooth After Connecting To Living Room Speaker A Few Days Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf there’s yet another thing the cost of living crisis has taken from young people, it’s the ability to shave the carrot without...
Bushie On Hamilton Island Asks Staff If They’ve Tried Shooting These Fucking Cockatoos
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A farmer in the district has spent the past few days on Hamilton Island where he's been harassed non-stop...
