Office Basketball Guy Has Had Phone On Landscape Mode For Like 6 Hours
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man is coming up for air, it can be confirmed this afternoon.
Michael Lane a young lawyer from our town's aspirational...
“Nah Nah I Don’t Do Karaoke” Lies Local Suit Biding His Time To Launch Into Mr. Brightside
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local pencil pusher is stinging to get on the mic this evening as he waits for his chance to unleash...
Opinion: Beaches Need Less Sand
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| ContactMy favourite family outings are the ones that don’t result in me bringing a part of the environment home with me in...
Heavily Indebted Local Man Resumes Spending Big Now That Rates Are Definitely Paused Until 2024
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA local renaissance man who is highly proficient at dozens of expensive hobbies has today told the Advocate that sailing catamarans is his...
Tourist Just Cannot Stand All These Tourists
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith winter on the way, anyone who has never had to learn to jumpstart a car is flashing their cash and getting ready...
Chinese Government Confirms They Don’t Need Tik Tok To Spy For Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs Australian government employees delete TikTok off their work phone like Aron Ralston chopping off his arm, the Chinese government has weighed in...
Bar That Took Order For $26 On-Tap Espresso Martinis Off A QR Code, Wants To Know if You’d Like To Tip
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA once beloved Betoota watering hole is under investigation this evening after reports have surfaced that hospitality moguls have come through...
Teacher Has Suspiciously School Like Chairs At Home
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local PE teacher Gerry Gillespe (52) has reminded his friends he has a nice livable amount of breaks every year by inviting some...
Report: Ginger Nuts Would Get You A Bad Mark In Food Tech Class
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a continuing deep dive into things that we accept that are actually subpar, it is time for us to examine our favourite...
Queensland Bloke With A Bully Breed Not Named After A Car Part Must Be A Soft Cock, Says Mates
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds bloke has lost all respect from his mates for making what might possibly be the biggest blunder a tradie can...
