Teacher With Phallic Surname Forced To Be A Cruel Bastard His Entire Career
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Betoota man’s path hath been chosen for him as new teacher Timothy Flatcox will be forced to be a cruel bastard for...
Mother Of Young Boys Goes To Dawn Service For A Guaranteed Minute Of Silence
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
You shouldn't need extra motivation to go to your local dawn service, but a local mum found some anyway.
Amanda Brinkworth, a 39...
Report: Nation’s Women Urged To Avoid Blokes Who Rotate Between These Three Shoes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe nation’s bachelorettes has this week been armed with some tips to help them navigate the difficult dating scene, which will help them...
Dweeby Construction Engineer At First On Site Job About To Learn Some Things Not Taught At Uni
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactDespite earning multiple awards throughout the course of his degree, recent civil engineering graduate Cal Tippet has found himself completely unprepared for his...
Guy Wearing Crocs And Cargo Shorts Signs Off Email With “Sayonara”
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
A Perth local has today surprised himself by taking another bold step towards “freedom from the system”
Jameson Cliff, a self proclaimed “outsider”...
Waitress Immediately Regrets Asking Table Of Americans If Everything Is OK
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local waitress learnt the true meaning of regret today after asking a table of Americans if everything is OK with their meal.
Due...
Adult Children Calling Just To Say They Love You And Want Your Money
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTEmpty nester Anne Botley (60) was surprised by a lovely phone call today by her daughter Bella (30) who just wanted to let...
Report: Other People’s Kids Way More Annoying Than Your Hypothetical Ones
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA report by the Betoota Pediatric Institute has confirmed that other people’s kids are way more unruly and annoying than your well-behaved hypothetical...
Property Developer Saturated In Own Drool After Spotting Public Housing Block With Nice View
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTProperty developer Richard Karmshark might need to pop to the dry cleaners on the way home after saturating himself in his own drool...
Mate Who Insists On Late 20s Beach Girl Rebrand Also Has The Skin Least Suited For The Sun
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSydney woman Sophie Haven has this week insisted on basking in the sun for several hours, despite having skin that freckles faster than...
