Stingy Bloke Who Brought $5 Bottle of Paint Stripper To Lunch Party Unaware Hosts Know How To Google
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local bloke has outed himself as a tightass this afternoon by treating his friends to a cheap bottle of wine...
City Boy On Rural Weekend Makes Clicking Sound To Summon Horse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTCity boy Jack Sharples has made an attempt to prove he knows a thing or two about farm life by confidently making a...
Millennial Escapes Criticism For Obnoxious Baby Name With Ancestor Loophole
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe results are in and the Millennials that could either afford kids or didn’t think things through have given their children weird fucking...
Teenage Smart Arse Getting A Lot Of Technically Correct Mileage Out Of Female Pet Dog
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local teenage smart arse claims that his life changed for the better three years ago when he learnt that referring to a...
Mate Saves Time And Tells You There’s Not A Chance In Frozen Hell He’ll Watch Show You Recommended
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local mate has proved that honesty is the best policy even though it is often rude and weird as shit.
Often described as...
Local Woman Unsure If Boyfriend’s Hunky New Physique Is Worth The Rancid Protein Farts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke’s sudden commitment to taking his fitness routine seriously has unfortunately resulted in some deal breaking repercussions for his poor girlfriend,...
Dominoes Pizza Accurately Depicts State Of Hungover Man’s Brain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A morbidly hungover local man named Merrick Barnes has this week stared into his own soul, after ordering himself a pizza.
The strange...
“There He Is!” Voted Number One Greeting For Mate Everyone Was Just Bagging Out
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
In a recent survey conducted by a group of Betoota Polytechnic Comms students, it's been uncovered that blokes in a drinking environment...
Mate Takes Great Pleasure In Reminding Woman About Dropkick She Used To Be In Love With
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has a track record of having unfortunate taste in men has this week finally cracked it, after her mate thought...
City That Doesn’t Have A Kmart Or Target In The CBD Wonders Why Everyone’s Flocking To Melbourne
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Data released from the Australian Bureau of Statistics has this week revealed that Melbourne has officially surpassed Sydney in becoming the nations’ most...
