Woman Who Wishes She Could Be A Stylish Coat Lady Unfortunately A Disgusting Hoodie Gremlin
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the cold weather comes in hard and fast, some stylish Aussies have welcomed the change in temperature to flex their wintery wardrobe,...
80 Metre ‘JT The Redeemer’ Sculpture Proposed For Top Of Castle Hill
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Townsville mayor Jenny Hill has today announced a proposal to erect a 328 ft soapstone statue of former Cowboys captain and future...
Western QLD School Kids Break Out The Sleeveless Jumper Winter Uniform As Temperature Dips To -9.6
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South-West Queensland's Darling Downs region has recorded their coldest May morning on record today, as the temperature dipped below -5.6 degrees Celsius...
Blue Heeler Now Too Self-Conscious To Go For A Swim In The Creek After Shameful Bluey Fat-Shaming
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A Betoota Plains Blue Heeler has today revealed to The Advocate the current malaise he finds himself in.
The moderately unhealthy older patriarch...
Brisbane Bloke That Sat Through 640 Minutes Of Magic Round Puts Self On 11 Day Stand Down
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A South Brisbane man has voluntarily placed himself in the head bin this morning after concussing himself with dangerous amounts of...
Woo Girl Nails Life Balance For First Time Ever With Piss Up Friday, Recovery Saturday, Errands Sunday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough it really shouldn’t have taken her so long, local woman Daisy Simmons has finally figured out how to have the perfect...
Woman Whose Doctor Scrapped Bulk Billing Now Waiting For Illnesses To Overlap To Get Money’s Worth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman who used to see her doctor for even the tiniest of ailments has been forced to curb her hypochondriac...
Moron Who Yells Taxiiiiiiii At The Pub Unsurprisingly Most Likely To Drink Drive
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A recent report by the Western Queensland Pub And Bowls Club Alliance (WQPABCA) has found that the smart alec who yells “TAXI!”...
Pop’s Childhood Stories Shock Grandkids Who Can’t Remember A Time Before Howard’s Firearm Laws
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT“Eh heh heh, so the roo’s got his arm stuck up round the strap and -eh he! - it looked properly like he...
Bloke With Rooftop Tent Really Hard To Get A Good Gift For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTYou’d think it would be easy buying a gift for a lover of the outdoors but 4WDer Hamish Mosh (39) owns a rooftop...
