“Unrecognisable” Child Star Seems To Have Just Aged Normally
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| ContactBig questions were asked this week as a celebrity we spotted has had some dramatic changes in appearance.On a recent red carpet...
Cost Of Living Crisis: $15 Glass Of Wine Not Even Given An RSL Pour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week decided she’s okay with the world burning, after a simple dinner out saw her forking out over...
Bloke Regretting Moving In With GF After Realising Ke$ha Needs To Be Taken Out For A Shit Five Times A Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has found himself regretting his decision to move onto the next stage of his relationship, having not been prepared for...
Boyishly Charming Charity Pest Gently Swindles Nanna Into Foreign Concept Known As Direct Debits
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local nan has today been unable to withstand the cheeky charm of an English backpacker, who managed to nab her attention by...
Dad Unable To Understand Drinking Game Where Beer Is Punishment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTBetoota dad David Curtain (51) is the first to admit he doesn’t really get it anymore but that’s fine as he was once...
No Skateboarding Sign Shown The Respect It Deserves
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA committed young shredder has shown the local council, world and step dad what he thinks of them by giving the local NO...
Woman Forced To Build New Bathroom Cabinet To Accommodate Ridiculous Dyson Hairdryer Packaging
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactDespite having a freshly renovated bathroom, local woman Nastasia Smythe has today been forced to take a crowbar to her vanity in order...
Pharmacist Gives Loud Rundown On Applying Thrush Cream As Though You Were Gonna Rub It On Your Gums
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman’s quest to get some thrush cream has ended up being a lot more difficult than needed today, after a pharmacist...
Mum Furious At Daughter For Forgetting To Remind Her To Remember Shopping Bags
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactThere have been reports of absolute scenes down at the underground Coles carpark in lower Betoota Heights after a daughter failed to remind...
Upper Middle Class Woman In Mid Twenties Torn Between Moving To Another City Or Studying Psychology
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFrench Quarter woman Rachel Hendricks has this week found herself going through the ‘single woman’s quarter life crisis’, which sees her either...
