Local Footy Club Causes Confusion After Post Game Drinks Don’t Escalate
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| ContactIn a super strange series of events a local footy club manager found himself locking the clubhouse doors just two hours after...
Workplace Toasted Sandwich Maker Consults Union Over Poor Work Conditions
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
A groundbreaking case has been brought forward in regards to working conditions for a kitchen appliance this week.
Beville Toastmax, a 3 year...
Local Woman Devours Another Season Of Show That Pretends Kings Didn’t Look Like This
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman getting stuck into her regency filth has sadly found her sexy illusions shattered today, after realising the gorgeous emotionally unavailable...
“Ahh… I Would But… I’m Not Big On Single Use Waste” Says Greenie Fuckboy Trying To Raw Dog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some scary news for women around the nation, it appears that fuckboys are evolving their seduction tactics to the point of even...
Reserve Grader With A Chassis Like Valynce Te Whare Wondering If He’s Got A Fairytale In Him Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local air conditioner mechanic by the name of Chayce Bordin is this week contemplating the lay of the land.
The late 20-something...
Cold Snap Leaves Dry Lip Guy’s Face Looking Like Lake Eyre
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Betoota Ponds man has today entered his Lake Eyre era.
Perennially dehydrated man Aldous Bexley told The Advocate today that the...
Elderly Couple Who Can’t Afford Cruise This Year Forced To Have Mimosas And Explosive Diarrhoea At Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter elderly couple have been forced to improvise their cruise trip this year, after they too, started to feel the brunt...
Labor Finally Prove How Fiscally Responsible They Are By Giving 248 Billion In Tax Cuts To Rich
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian Labor Party have finally done it!
After decades of trying, the red tie side of politics have managed to achieve the...
Mates Allocating Tasks For Potluck Dinner Tell Most Useless Group Member To Just Bring Chip And Dip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA useless member of society has this week been tasked with bringing the lowest form of food to a potluck dinner, as they...
Office True Crime Fans Go Wild After Colleague Outs Himself As Coming From Infamous Murder Town
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An office in downtown Betoota is reeling this morning as if it comes to terms with a major twist in a...
