Supermarket Giant Blames Customers’ Willingness To Pay Higher Prices For Higher Prices
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
A revelation has occurred in a Betoota Heights shopping centre this morning, one that could solve the cost of living crisis once and...
Mandatory Work Placement For Nursing Students To Include At Least 1000 Hours Of Crying Yourself To Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that proves the government is actually listening to the cries of burnt out students across the nation, it’s now believed...
Local Bloke On Thin Ice After Responding With Some General Toxic Positivity To Girlfriend’s Problems
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter bloke has found himself copping one hell of an icy stare this morning, after trying to make his girlfriend feel...
Girlfriend Swoons After Local Romeo Turns Up With A Couple Of Zinger Boxes For Date Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local girlfriend is today counting her lucky stars after being reminded about just how lucky she is.
Bridget Blicavs from our aspirational project...
New Investor Imagines What Compound Interest Would Do For His Portfolio Had He Invested 30 Years Ago
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA future millionaire has today spent the morning delightfully imagining what compound interest would do for his investment portfolio had he started to...
Local Girl Uses Long Winded Photo Dump To Sneak In Soft Launch of New Fella
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn breaking news from Betoota’s dating scene, it’s believed local events manager Olivia Sanders might have found herself a new bloke.The...
Report: Yankees Logo Would Get B- In Design Class
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn independent report from the Betoota based James Cook Academy of Design (no relation) has determined that if a student submitted the logo...
Tradie Boyfriend Wearing His Adorable Little Bootie Hats Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactProving that women have a penchant for finding the weirdest things ‘cute’, local woman Nessa Fowley has found herself letting out an...
Commercial Real Estate Agent On 195k Reveals Amazing Relief Stage Three Tax Cuts Will Provide
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A moderately unpopular local man named Arlo Hilton has revealed to The Advocate the wave of relief that has rolled over him today....
Local Girl Reading Gourmet Traveller Article On Trending Autumn Desserts Excited To Buy A Woolies Freezer Number Tonight
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local PR professional has begun planning out a delicious week this morning, after being inspired by a trending list of...
