Irishman Calling Home Spends Morning Commute Updating Tram Carriage On His Christmas Plans
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn Irish expat living in Coogee Country has been condemned this morning for treating his tram carriage like it’s his personal...
Mum Finishes Dad’s Story For Him After 4th Tangent
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local mum has decided life is too short today after going right ahead and finishing her husband’s story for him after he...
Bloke At Self-Checkout Committing Type Of Crime That Got Ancestors Sent To Australia
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAccording to a meme your toxic uncle shared, tough times breed tough men such as shopper Andrew Huston who has turned to a...
Government Considers Radical Plan To Not Give Criminally Negligent Consultancy Firm $250M
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Federal Government is today considering one of the biggest bombshells in the nation's history.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and his team are...
Tradie Wears Training Shorts To Make It Clear This Is Backup Career
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Third year carpentry apprentice Talumn Chadley (19) has made it clear he is showing up to his backup career by wearing training shorts...
Local Woman’s Lash Extensions At The Spider’s Legs Stage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has today come to the conclusion many lash extension lovers come to eventually, which is that they only really...
Bloke With A Cocaine Addiction Has Obviously Never Sat On A Verandah And Watched The Rain
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who’s rich enough to have a crippling cocaine addiction has obviously never sat on a verandah and watched a thunderstorm, if...
Birthday Notification On Facebook Friendly Reminder A Good Cull Is Long Overdue
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA Brisbane man is praising the wonders of Facebook today for sending him a timely reminder that he needs to take...
Local Feminist Ignores Stab Of Guilt As She Takes The Girlie Pushup Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has found herself pushing through some feminist guilt this afternoon, after a particularly gnarly HIIT class saw her taking the...
“Sorry I Know I Keep Going On About It… But” Says Woman Who Is Certainly Not Done Going On About It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAubrey Hobbs has helpfully warned her friend in advance that she simply must analyse and discuss a situation for the 20th time, to...
