Woman Trying To Find Remote Control Forced To Hide Lazy Boyfriend’s Vape So He Helps Her Search
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has had to improvise today, using the one item her boyfriend holds nearest and dearest, as a hostage.
His fucking stupid...
International Comedian Treats Australian Audience to a Live Performance of Their YouTube Highlights
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn internationally acclaimed comedian has flown half way across the world to retell his most watched YouTube jokes live on stage, it has...
Cereal Comes With Serving Suggestion In Case You Were Going To Pan Fry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA cereal manufacturer is treating customers like the intelligent creatures they are by providing a visual serving suggestion as a gentle prompt to...
Advice Column | Negatively Gear Your Tenant’s Dignity This EOFY
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTHi, I’m Dr Chet Spevens, property investor, intergenerational landlord and finance expert.
Through this column, I’ve been able to shift...
Labelmaker Much Less Useful In Real Life Than Expected
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACTLabelmakers may actually be less useful in real life than they appear in the store, according to a new report released by Choice...
Taylor Swift Confirms Brissy Is Not Part Of The World
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Brisbane has been left alone in the muggy cold as Taylor Swift has confirmed that Brisbane is not actually part of the world.
Taylor...
Queensland Expat Finally Becomes A Sydney Girl By Not Saying Thank You To Bus Driver Anymore
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLauren Russo has officially shed her Queensland roots this week and become a true ‘Sydneysider’, which allegedly has nothing to do with...
Boyfriend A Little Bit Too Keen To Watch Movie With Jennifer Lawrence In It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has caused a little bit of a stir in his household today, after accidentally showing all of his cards.
Brenton...
‘First Libra Pads, Now This’ Says Woman Unsure Where She’ll Get Her Fun Facts Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today come to the sad conclusion that she’ll have to actively start looking up fun facts, after reading news...
Winter Well And Truly On The Way As ‘Fuck It’s Cold’ Becomes A Greeting
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt can now be confirmed that we are officially in winter, as the usual greetings of ‘hey!’ have been been replaced with some...
