Couple In 30s Asking Mates To Help Move House Told To Hire A Van Like An Adult
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights couple have this week been given a stark reality check, after having the audacity to ask their mates to help...
Charming Service From Handsome Metalhead Inspires Local Mum To Stay and Browse Guitars For a While
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local mother is feigning interest in Fender Stratocasters this afternoon, after falling in love with a rather handsome guitar salesman.After dropping off...
Mum Conveniently “Forgets” About 1 Hand 1 Bounce And Gifts Favourite Child A Life
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| ContactOutrage in the backyard of a Perth family as the favourite child has been let off big time by mum. Kelly Host, Ellenbrook...
Rural Town Boring Enough That Chamber Of Tourism Actively Encouraging Dangerous Bridge Jump
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTDuring a bustling era of domestic Australian travel, one small town is doing their best with their frankly limited attributes. For many years now,...
Man Dining Alone Suffers Final Blow Of Humiliation As Last Spare Chair At His Table Taken By Patron With Friends
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactA local man dining at The Royal Hotel in the French Quarter has decided to just go and fuck himself this evening after...
Local Bloke Who’s Been Biding His Time To Breakup With Swiftie Girlfriend Takes The Nuclear Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWatching with a smile as his girlfriend reaches the hour and a half wait mark on Ticketek, Nathan is practically brimming with utter...
Local Bloke Unable To Wear Black Shoes And White Socks Without Feeling A Little Bit HEE HEE
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke finally understands why so many of the men at his workplace sport silly socks, after realising his go to black...
Gay Man Unsure Of Bloke’s Sexuality Checks To See If They Have Any Mutual Facebook Friends
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local lavender scented gentleman has today done a little bit of Facebook stalking after hitting it off with a guy at his...
‘Resting Friend Face’ Sees Local Girl Getting Trauma-Dumped By Drunk Strangers At Every Social Event
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she takes a tentative sip from her vodka orange and scrolls through her Instagram, Helena Marsden suddenly feels the chair cushion...
Toowoomba’s Wagner Family Gently Explain To QLD Media That It’s A Different Mob Over In Russia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
CLASSIC MIX UP: One of rural Queensland's most prominent business families have today denied accusations that they were involved in the weekend's attempted...
