Local Office Worker Fucking Devo After Joke On Slack Fails To Land A Single Laugh Emoji
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactRefreshing the Slack app in her browser for the third time in ten minutes, it dawns on local office worker Dom Brixton ...
Boyfriend Pressured Into Soft Food Diet Daydreams Of Going Werewolf On A Nice Grisly T-Bone
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local bloke is stinging to get his fangs stuck into a nice T-bone today after doing a week on a...
Suburban Family Doing Taco Night To Not Include Any Mexican Flavours Or Spices
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds mum has this week put on an extremely bastardised version of a ‘taco night’, without a single speck of spice,...
Frustrated Young Mum Reaches Boiling Point After Hubby Insists On Buying A Staffy Puppy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has reached the end of her tether this week after her husband, Alex, thoughtfully decided to ramp up her responsibilities…as...
‘He Means Well’ Say Local Females When Describing Man With No Personality
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
A gaggle of young females in Betoota's East were overhead the other day discussing the interactions they’ve all had with a male...
Woman Who Just Wants A Trim Tries Reverse Psychology On Hairdresser By Asking Her To Cut It All Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactRunning her fingers through her hair as she lets out a small chuckle, local woman Daphne Ellis can’t believe she’s finally found...
Thirsty Local Mum Devastated To Learn That There Won’t Be Any Stripping In Full Monty Reboot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local mum has today heard some tough news, after receiving a devastating update about a couple of her former heartthrobs from back...
Women At Restaurant Loudly Discussing Hookups Unaware Old Bloke Is Hanging Onto Every Word
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactTo put things mildly, local besties Ava and Kelsey have what’s called, ‘no filter' - which is an ability to be completely and...
Billionaire Breaks Silence On Their View Of The World Even Though Nobody Asked For It
RORY SALAZAR | Property | ContactA humble billionaire born and bred in our very own Betoota has broken their self-imposed silence to grace the world with their unsolicited...
Solar Panel Company Spruiking Government’s $260 Rebate As The Perfect Excuse To Buy $26,000 Home Solar Array
RORY SALAZAR | Property | ContactIt’s official. The renewable energy transition is now 100% complete after the government has finally given Aussies the perfect excuse to go solar.
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