Group Chat Descends Into Conspiracy Theory Subreddit Territory Ahead Of The White Lotus Finale
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLENDER? A local group chat dedicated to dissecting every episode of HBO Originals smash hit, The White Lotus...
Construction Site With Sticky Fingers Pumping From Makita Stereo Shows That Some Things Change, Others Stay The Same
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Despite a high profile fall from grace within the national music press and widespread condemnation from much of the...
Ageing Millennial Feeling Like A Horrified Aunt After Seeing Irwins Thirst Trap Photoshoot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA millennial woman has woken up to a bit of a shock this morning, after multiple mates sent her links to Robert...
Bloke Moving House Feels Pang In His Jaw As He Discovers Lost Relic From His Pinger Festival Days
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights bloke has been hit with the painful brush of nostalgia this week, having stumbled upon a relic from his...
Report: Only Real Fans Head Out To Watch The Tigers Lose To The Warriors At 7pm On A Sunday In Campbelltown
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA new report has revealed that Tigers fans who make the trek out to Campbelltown to watch their beloved team inevitably choke on...
Quiet Kid From School Who Had A Pet Snake Now Has An Excessively Modified Vape
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTOne of those quiet kids that brought his giant carpet python to his year 5 show-and-tell has unsurprisingly grown up to be a...
36 Year Old Accountant Can’t Help But Eavesdrop On Girls In Office Talking About Anna Paul Saga
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA 36 year old male accountant can't help but eavesdrop on online celebrity gossip he has no business knowing about.
Andrew Harper (36) is...
Woman Comforting Sad Friend Unsure If She Should Share Similar Anecdote That Temporarily Makes It About Her
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A Betoota Heights woman has been dealt quite the conundrum today, as a catchup with her friend saw her struggling to choose between...
14 Year Olds Around The World Scramble To Figure Out Why Their Computers Are Getting Confiscated
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTFrom Australia to the United Kingdom, 14 year olds from all corners of the globe have collectively begun to try to figure out...
New Health Warnings On Cigarettes Unlikely To Deter Gen Z Who Have Only Ever Smoked Illegal Imports
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactCigarettes sold in Australia will now come with health warnings such as ‘toxic addiction’ and ‘poison in every puff’ printed on the filter,...
