Local Woman To Revisit Harry Potter Series But Only The Ones Before It Gets All Dark And Emo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman embarking on her yearly ritual of watching the Harry Potter series has revealed that she only really likes watching the...
Housemate Willing To Die On A Hill Defending Pungent New Cheese In The Fridge
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT
Tense scenes have emerged at a share-house in Betoota’s French Quarter, after housemate Leah Smelter insisted that the mould-infested pungent cheese sitting...
Cushy Public Servant Friend Refuses To Believe Consultant Mate Isn’t Rolling In Cash
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA Canberra public servant is struggling to comprehend the fact that his mate in Big 4 consulting isn’t exactly rolling in cash.Ned...
Nectarine At Supermarket Once Again Fails The Softness Check
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local man has once again been forced to fail another nectarine in the softness check after he foolishly hoped he could get...
Alpha Standing-Desk Mum Out-Alpha’d By Walking-Treadmill Desk Girlie
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe stakes have been raised in a local office after the OG Alpha standing desk pilates mum has been one-up'd by the new...
Millennial Feeling Her Age As Coachella’s Headline Acts Starting To Sound Like Kids Board Games
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local millennial woman is confronting her age today after realising she no longer recognises most of the artists performing at Coachella...
Young Couple’s Dream Metricon Home Feels Incomplete Without A Fully Financed SUV
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA young couple from Betoota Lakes has realised that their brand-new Metricon home feels incomplete without something else to round out their...
Pub Piss Goes For 5 Minutes As Unhygienic Bloke Watches A Few Reels With Cock In Hand
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA grubby mate has been lashed by his friends this evening for taking the piss, whilst literally taking a piss.Four schooners deep into...
Bachelor Thinks He Is Peak Fashion After Coordinating Corduroy Overshirt With New Balance Sneakers
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTBetoota Hills Bachelor Ben Wellings (26) has recently achieved the pinnacle of personal style after successfully coordinating two clothing items in his...
Boyfriend Relaying Earth-Shattering Gossip Doesn’t Know Any Solid Details And Didn’t Think To Ask
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman was seen tearing her hair out with in frustration last night, after her boyfriend randomly revealed he’d been sitting...
